"I Dough No, It's Beautifo"

I haven’t plagiarized posted a news story in a while.  But when I saw the video below on YouTube yesterday, I had to dig up the accompanying story.  Check out the details HERE.


If you ain’t into reading all that terrible local reporting in the link, here’s the deal…this lady caught a huge goldfish in a residential pond while trying to catch catfish (hence the basketball sized bobber).  Somebody who lives nearby probably let it go, it chowed on radioactive sewage (or Arthur Bryant’s) for a few years, and turned into an extremely tame River Monster.

The way it’s hanging from the line like a mobile, she probably snagged it rather than hooked it clean, but I ain’t here to rain on anyone’s parade. Foul hooks happen.  Seriously, congrats Olivia, that’s a damn big goldfish…  Brownliners in Kansas City be warned.

12 thoughts on “"I Dough No, It's Beautifo"

  1. I once saw a similar fish it the wild. The water was muddy, but I could see it coming from a quarter mile away.Had I not been shocked into stupor, I would have had plenty of time to try and snag it.

  2. Wow. That's all I can really say about that video. I mean, I guess I could say that I swear I'd run into her before at my local bass ponds. She's the chick that's always yellin' at me ” HEY, if you donn wonn that bass, I'll take it!” and then cursing me when I put it back. I'm sure that's her. I recognize the grunting.

  3. Hold up – wait a minute. I know this pond. I sure as heck would never fish it, but more power to her. KC can bbq and apparently grow big goldfish.-stephanie

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